BruceWright
08-14-2003, 06:58 PM
I'm riding to work today, my normal cheerful, waving to everyone morning.
There's stopped traffic because of construction, so I'm passing a good number of cars because I'm on the sidewalk. Someone in a car yells out, "Why don't you walk?!!"
I yell back, still cheerful, "Why don't you? What are you doing sitting in a car?"
He yells "What did that thing cost?" I reply "Less than your chunk of S**t!" Still smiling, I glide off, leaving him stuck in traffic.
About 2 miles later, I notice a woman doing multiple backflips on her trampoline in her front yard. I roll up and say hi and introduce myself.
This woman is in her fifties! And she's a past world trampoline champion! And she's doing multiple backflips! We have a nice chat, and I continue on to work.
And that's why I prefer riding a Segway to driving. I never met the world trampoline champion in a car!
-Bruce Wright
Segway: Vehicle of Dream
There's stopped traffic because of construction, so I'm passing a good number of cars because I'm on the sidewalk. Someone in a car yells out, "Why don't you walk?!!"
I yell back, still cheerful, "Why don't you? What are you doing sitting in a car?"
He yells "What did that thing cost?" I reply "Less than your chunk of S**t!" Still smiling, I glide off, leaving him stuck in traffic.
About 2 miles later, I notice a woman doing multiple backflips on her trampoline in her front yard. I roll up and say hi and introduce myself.
This woman is in her fifties! And she's a past world trampoline champion! And she's doing multiple backflips! We have a nice chat, and I continue on to work.
And that's why I prefer riding a Segway to driving. I never met the world trampoline champion in a car!
-Bruce Wright
Segway: Vehicle of Dream