Girls grab your tools..

[Mr_Laurenzano]

.”Its, ‘check yourself before you wreck yourself’ time.”
Grab that left over zip up bag and load it with this.
Torque wrench, T15, T20, T40+, pressure gauge, 4" paint brush, ball end Allen wrenches, air and water, old socks, ace hard wear within a mile.
Kick the tires, we do it to cars everyday and always ask why, then it happens,
A fender breaks, in rush hour
A Buyer blinks, the next day
…If a segway fell in the woods would anybody hear it, hell no they would feel it.
Check the pressure of tires, I know you just spent 5k or less but preventive medicine is the foundational horse whip, there are certain things all of us look for.

Remove the Wheel:
Break.
It is the way for you to move forward and exclude indifference you might even make a friend. Why do you glide?
CYN.

[polo_pro]

You forgot about the most important item in your bag of tricks. The polo mallet!

[Mr_Laurenzano]

You forgot about the most important item in your bag of tricks. The polo mallet!

Mr_polo.[B)]

[polo_pro]

Thats your job Mr_polo.[B)]

And I always carry spares!

[Desert_Seg]

You forgot about the most important item in your bag of tricks. The polo mallet!

Which adage is this in keeping with?

- If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer?

OR

- Walk softly and carry a big stick?

Steven

[Desert_Seg]

And I always carry spares!

Ah, you answered my question...it is obviously...

- Walk softly and carry a few sticks.

(the better to "encourage" people to play Polo.

Steven (+2)

[polo_pro]

Which adage is this in keeping with?

- If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer?

OR

- Walk softly and carry a big stick?

For every task there is a tool...and it is a polo mallet? 8^) 8^) 8^)

[Desert_Seg]

For every task there is a tool...and it is a polo mallet? 8^) 8^) 8^)

The joy.

No, not polo...# 2267 was in answer to one of YOUR posts. Damn did you keep me on my toes. :D

Had to "waste" a few posts (sorry to the folks who had to read them).

Now I have a meeting to attend so you need to go to sleep or I'll lose my tenuous lead.

Steven

[polo_pro]

The joy.

No, not polo...# 2267 was in answer to one of YOUR posts. Damn did you keep me on my toes. :D

Had to "waste" a few posts (sorry to the folks who had to read them).

Now I have a meeting to attend so you need to go to sleep or I'll lose my tenuous lead.

Alright...truce. But we both step away from the keyboard at the same time. No fast moves, k?

8^) 8^) 8^)

[Desert_Seg]

Alright...truce. But we both step away from the keyboard at the same time. No fast moves, k?

8^) 8^) 8^)

I stepped away from the keyboard for three hours. But now I'm back.

Steven

[Mr_Laurenzano]

Im drinking Yeager right now alone with a gen two upper shaft in my hands, whirling yellow paint out of the left tube and brown out of the right downloading the latest song by system of the down, what are you bickering about?
Referee, I look good in "blanco and negro", she said.
Crash

[hellphish]

Im drinking Yeager right now alone with a gen two upper shaft in my hands, whirling yellow paint out of the left tube and brown out of the right downloading the latest song by system of the down, what are you bickering about?
Referee, I look good in "blanco and negro", she said.
Crash

By my calculations, you would need at least four hands to do the above and type about it.

[Mr_Laurenzano]

By my calculations, you would need at least four hands to do the above and type about it.

...it's like hats, just change the question,
letts arm wrestle,
always wear safety gogs, and have a extra shirt.
see one
do one
teach one.
...makes cents
Crash

[KSagal]

That comment about needing 4 hands to do all those things and type about it brought a moment of clarity to me regarding Crash's posts...

Perhaps he is using voice recognition software so that he does not need to type...

Further, perhaps the setting is not quite right. That would explain a great deal...

Of course, perhaps is it me that does not have the settings right...LOL

[Mr_Laurenzano]

fingers only, all 10.
stand when I type,
I am here quite often.
1800 mile to Indy, humm.
Crash

[wwhopper]

of having Crash write out the directions to glides and other important documents for feST.

Thought it would add a new level of interest to everyday life.

Then again, maybe NOT!

[polo_pro]

of having Crash write out the directions to glides and other important documents for feST.

Thought it would add a new level of interest to everyday life.

At Segfest, I think you should give Mr L a laptop, send him somewhere out into Indianapolis and then have him SMS a list of Segfest participants willing to "hunt" for him. He can give clues every few minutes, maybe even describing what he sees, what direction he's moving and who he's talking with as he waits.

The first few people who locate Mr L get prizes (and bragging rights of course)! Might I suggest a polo mallet as first prize? 8^) 8^) 8^)

ps - Clearly, all participants would have to have cell phones (with a plan that includes lots of SMS) and sign up in advance so the laptop could be set up with all SMS email addresses in a contacts list for fast emailing. I'm sure there are plenty of wifi spots where Mr L can link into the net and send the emails.

[Five-Flags]

At Segfest, I think you should give Mr L a laptop, send him somewhere out into Indianapolis and then have him SMS a list of Segfest participants willing to "hunt" for him. He can give clues every few minutes, maybe even describing what he sees, what direction he's moving and who he's talking with as he waits.

The first few people who locate Mr L get prizes (and bragging rights of course)! Might I suggest a polo mallet as first prize? 8^) 8^) 8^)

ps - Clearly, all participants would have to have cell phones (with a plan that includes lots of SMS) ...

And don't forget the required GPS units so the contestants who follow Crash's directions can find their way BACK from Cleveland, Memphis, Louisville, and Baaaaahhhston.:):):)

[Mr_Laurenzano]

I just have the strangest feeling that you guys would send me out into Indy and no one would come and find me.
Has any body ever done a streeking run at a segfest? Now thats the job for me. I promise not to do it during the meals.
"Honey grab me extra tube sock a shoe lace, Im going out."
If you catch me you win a prize.
Crash
do they have security?

[jryan]

do they have security?


If they didn't before this post they certainly will now!


Jeremy Ryan

[nora k]

I just have the strangest feeling that you guys would send me out into Indy and no one would come and find me.
Has any body ever done a streeking run at a segfest? Now thats the job for me. I promise not to do it during the meals.
"Honey grab me extra tube sock a shoe lace, Im going out."
If you catch me you win a prize.
Crash
do they have security?


http://www.cyd.liu.se/~erifr750/GreasedUpDeafGuy.gif
"you're wasting your time! Forget about it! You're never gonna catch me! See you next year!"

[nickyboy]

of having Crash write out the directions to glides and other important documents for feST.

Thought it would add a new level of interest to everyday life.

Then again, maybe NOT!

Hhhmmm, I think thats what we used to call a treasure hunt. The person that arrives at the designated spot wins :D

[Suzined]

Honestly, Mr. L., they are not trying to set you up on a Segway Snipe Hunt. Then again, maybe....

[Cube128]

Doing Fear and Loathing at SegwayFest for real would make all of this so much more understandable... one toke over the liiiiiiiiine!

[segsurfer]

Is the world coming to an end? That's two perfectly understood Mr. L posts in a single thread...A NEW RECORD:D
-segsurfer

[KSagal]

SMS? I have seen the reference in my electronic address books but do not know what that is...

[polo_pro]

SMS? I have seen the reference in my electronic address books but do not know what that is...

It stands for "special mallet slice" often followed by cursing as the ball goes sailing off in the wrong direction with a wicked curve.

[Desert_Seg]

It stands for "special mallet slice" often followed by cursing as the ball goes sailing off in the wrong direction with a wicked curve.

No, no, no. In this context SMS stands for Segway Messaging Service. Faster than runnning, slower than phoning.

Steven