Carbon Credits for Sale

[KSagal]

I have a huge amount of Carbon Credits for sale. Just like the rich celebrities and Democrats, they are very expensive shares in companies that I own that I should have been investing in anyway...

SO, if you want to be wastefull, and buy your way out, just send me some money.

Or, of course, you can invest in your own companies, as many do, and that way you can fund your own projects and call it a service to the planet.

20% discount on all carbon credits for Chat Members...


(Moderators should feel free to move this to the "Buy and Sell Forum"

[macgeek]

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[Eric Payne]

I have a huge amount of Carbon Credits for sale. Just like the rich celebrities and Democrats, they are very expensive shares in companies that I own that I should have been investing in anyway...

I have a huge amount of Carbon for sale, and accept credits (on cards). Just like the rich friends of Georgie and Republicans, they are very expensive little black lumps - well, expensive to the ultimate consumer, pretty cheap if you meet the FOG criteria - and, you know, if the ultimate consumer is... umm... height/weight disproportionate on the "plus" size, the return on their investment is entirely dependent upon their actions. After all, it's been proven these little black lumps, under extreme pressure, become diamonds. So, if they put some between their mattress and box springs, and sleep on them for 6 - 8 hours a night, their future worth is incalculable!

Eric Payne
Glendale, AZ

[KSagal]

I have never heard of George and friends speak of carbon credits. I have heard of Al Gore, who invented the Internet so that he could sell carbon credits, and others with Private Jets, like John Kerry's wife, who has promised to reduce her private jet miles by 30%.

I feel cooler already...

[nora k]

Segway wants to buy Renewable Energy Credits for you! (http://www.segway.com/green/)

It's one of the easiest ways to help push the US towards carbon neutrality. of course, there'd have to be PT purchases in the tens of millions to get our country there. we'll never be able to give france (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol) a run for its money, but it's worth it to try.

some other links from the segway green (http://www.segway.com/green/) site here (http://www.segway.com/downloads/pdfs/HowRenewablesWork.pdf) and here (http://www.segway.com/downloads/pdfs/energy_efficient_segway_whitepaper.pdf).