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[Mr_Laurenzano]

25
ola

Segway-
Half the speed of a car,
Twice as Smart.
www.centralcoastsegwave.com

[Gaye]

And they think we Brits are enigmatic!!! What does
25
ola
mean?
I know curiousity does nothing for cats but I just can't help myself!!
Gaye

Segway - LITERALLY revolutionising my life!

[Socrates]

Gaye, sometimes I understand what Mr Laurenzano says, most times I don't. Just do not answer him if his posting has no sense.
Alex.

[wwhopper]

Must be California Surfer dude langauge! - Or maybe he just fell asleep at the keyboard....

Or his cat (like mine does) walked across the keyboard and hit the submit button!

Or it could be a secret code transmitting important and sensitive information to someone out there.

Will W Hopper
DCSEG Member
SEG America
The Premier Gliding Organization!
http://www.SEGAmerica.org
Washington DC - The Most Segway Friendly City in America!

[KSagal]

It's so obvious. I am surprised you don't get it!

Karl Ian Sagal

Each road you travel should be just a bit better for having had you pass.

[Sunday]

Why does this post remind me of a Lassie episode? "what's wrong Lassie? Mr. L is selling a Segway for $2,500! And he's trapped in the old mine?"


Mark

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

[Mr_Laurenzano]

It's so obvious. I am surprised you don't get it!

Karl Ian Sagal

Each road you travel should be just a bit better for having had you pass.

You stand or you fall, other batts expired, put a foot up over the base. I wouldn't lie.
CRASH
ola25
basemsrp, peace is a one way street, gravity...getting the best of me.[B)]

[polo_pro]

Or it could be a secret code transmitting important and sensitive information to someone out there.

More SPIES! 8^) 8^) 8^) (Come on Hellphish, where are you?)

ps - Actually, Mr L is just succinctly expressing his quandry about upgrading to Gen 2. Is it worth the $5K? Will I quickly become a competent glider on it?? How does it handle the surf??? But I wax poetic here. Instead I could have just put

?

[quade]

Is he as indecipherable in real life as he is on Segway Chat?

[polo_pro]

Mr L's perfectly lucid on the phone. I've called him several times. I think this has been mentioned by several SC members.

[Eric Payne]

You stand or you fall, other batts expired, put a foot up over the base. I wouldn't lie.
CRASH
ola25
basemsrp, peace is a one way street, gravity...getting the best of me.[B)]

He put the wrong batteries in (I would guess Lithiums in a unit that hadn't yet had the correct software update), turned it on, stepped up on base and
CRASH
Now, he's selling a base for the manufacturer's suggested retail price of $2500, or the best offer which gives him peace, and allows him to hold his head up against the pull of gravity, getting rid of the thing that has humiliated him.

Eric Payne
Glendale, AZ

(PS: And if I got this right, I'm checking myself into an asylum somewhere... that, or submitting this as my doctoral thesis to any Medical School that offers doctorates in psychiatry.)

[macgeek]

Posts: 1,161
Understood: 4

for everything else theres Bablefish

Jonathan

[bentbiker]

Posts: 1,161
Understood: 4

for everything else theres Bablefish

The problem is that with Babelfish you need to know the language you are starting with.

[Desert_Seg]

25
ola

Segway-
Half the speed of a car,
Twice as Smart.
www.centralcoastsegwave.com (http://www.centralcoastsegwave.com)

35
Adios

(but I digress)

[PeteInLongBeach]

Mr L's perfectly lucid on the phone. I've called him several times. I think this has been mentioned by several SC members.

Perhaps he should utilize a voice recognition program and speak into the computer....

(btw, the last 4 posts made me laugh out loud... very funny!)

[Mr_Laurenzano]

Segway been
Berry, berry, good to me.

I will try to answer these as literal as possible in descending order.
Dear: Gaye
Brits are enigmatic, we wouldn’t have punk rock and skate parks if it weren’t for you.
25 ‘ola’ was nothing more than, while pounding pale ale; a reverse of how much a well used i-167 should fairly go for on resale.
T~R~A~N~L~A~T~I~O~N “hello, 2500?”
~here…~ kitty, kitty, kitty……good kitty.

Dear Socrates:
“Just do not answer him if his posting has no sense.”
I don’t blame you that’s what I do with about 70% of what I read here. It’s a Human Transportation Training Zone. Lets stop making sense.

Dear Will:
Q/C: “Must be California Surfer dude langauge! –“
Correct.

Q?C:”Or maybe he just fell asleep at the keyboard....”
Incorrect. ~ I never sit when I type, ever since I got a segway I type standing up.

Q/C: “Or his cat (like mine does) walked across the keyboard and hit the submit button!
Incorrect. ~ I don’t own animals, it’s hard enough to feed and water myself.
Q/C: “Or it could be a secret code transmitting important and sensitive information to someone out there.
Correct.
~~Glide on you crazy diamonds.~ Q/C= “Question / Comment.”

Dear Karl:
I just won a golf [1911400001] on E-bay for 87.00USD, finally a stable platform for my potato-launcher concept, ~~is the camera on?, ~~~PULL!!!!~~~.

Dear Mark:
You don’t mind if I call you by your first name? Pay that lucky winner one free glide at any dealer USA. Your quote is why I have a Black and White sticker over the warning sign on the CSB
“FEAR THIS”. Natural is as Natural does.

Dear Steve:
Lucidly poetic if I don’t think it is right it’s part of the problem. If you persist I will swing this 10oz piece of maple at your temple.
You/I owe the Central Coast a polo game Socal vs Nocal? Best offseason weather and rooms galore.

Dear Eric:
I went to my local coffee shop this morning ordered me up house ‘medium’, one of the few places you can still say that, grabbed my own cup filled it up with ‘DARK’, even changed out the empty. I took a quick glance at the holiday cheer and proceeded out side. ~that coffee is good, off to the bank.~ skipping to left to miss the yellow lady parking her bike, around the patio tables, up to ‘LUNDS’ window where my segway was parked in balance mode, stepped up and started pushing crosswalk buttons.
Please use the greatest caution with any battery replacement, torque specs are precise, and condition of removal replacement. Please take your 3mm allen, remove your batteries right now tell me is the coffee filter still white?
Humility is getting the best of me
With peace for all in the holiday
Glide by someone and say Hi.
I do everyday.

Dear John:
Stay the course, slow and steady wins the race. Old wise man told me that, I thought you should know.

Dear Desert Seg:
Digressing into total laughter….
Dear Pete:
My cheeks hurt.

805.550.2075
Crash
Antonio R Laurenzano
~~where is that ink~~,
Have A Nice Holiday
Peace is a oneway street, no crossroads, no deadends.
Bring the boys back home.
please.

[william collins]

I don't beleive I understood every word ....Crash your slipping:)

[polo_pro]

Dear Socrates:
“Just do not answer him if his posting has no sense.”
I don’t blame you that’s what I do with about 70% of what I read here. It’s a Human Transportation Training Zone. Lets stop making sense.
.
.
.
Dear Steve:
Lucidly poetic if I don’t think it is right it’s part of the problem. If you persist I will swing this 10oz piece of maple at your temple.
You/I owe the Central Coast a polo game Socal vs Nocal? Best offseason weather and rooms galore.

If you rally the SoCal polo players, I'm sure I can scrounge up enough NorCal players to field a team at a Central Coast polo match. So pick a date and start prodding people...I know cmonkey and Hellphish were both up for polo at Thanksgiving. Assuming they're still interested, you only have to get 2 more SoCal polo players to agree to come up to Pismo and you got your team!

And don't be surprised if thing get out of hand quickly...remember what happened when Sharon wanted to do a group glide back in July ( http://forums.segwaychat.com/showthread.php?t=15407 )...and pay particular attention to Hellphish's followup ( http://forums.segwaychat.com/showpost.php?p=148232&postcount=97 ). Build it, and they wi....oh, you know the rest of that saying.

ps - I agree...70% of the posts here on SC don't refer to polo at all.

[Mr_Laurenzano]

35
Adios

(but I digress)

..to form. Crash

[segsurfer]

Must be California Surfer dude langauge! - Or maybe he just fell asleep at the keyboard....

Or his cat (like mine does) walked across the keyboard and hit the submit button!

Or it could be a secret code transmitting important and sensitive information to someone out there.

Will W Hopper
DCSEG Member
SEG America
The Premier Gliding Organization!
http://www.SEGAmerica.org
Washington DC - The Most Segway Friendly City in America!
One of the many joys of having cats and computers in the same room.
Maybe he was playing cat and mouse.:D I never pass up a good pun.

[Five-Flags]

...:D I never pass up a good pun.

Of course, it would be nice if you shared one...:D:):D:):D:):D

[David Long]

. . . you only have to get 2 more SoCal polo players to agree to come up to Pismo and you got your team!

Big Sur would be an ideal location, somewhat half-way.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc229/BlueD_01/big-sur-afternoon.jpg

[polo_pro]

Been there...done that ( for a good read check out http://www.trailjournals.com/segway ). I have two words for you "Post Ranch". Why would I mention the premiere destination spot on the Big Sur coastline? Well...because the owner has a segway!

ps - No I have no idea how those little nuggets of information rattle around in my head for years only to finally come out now. Oh wait, you said you wanted to play a polo match in Big Sur!

[Mr_Laurenzano]

Been there...done that ( for a good read check out http://www.trailjournals.com/segway ). I have two words for you "Post Ranch". Why would I mention the premiere destination spot on the Big Sur coastline? Well...because the owner has a segway!

ps - No I have no idea how those little nuggets of information rattle around in my head for years only to finally come out now. Oh wait, you said you wanted to play a polo match in Big Sur!

I can do Big on thursday, somebody told me this is the place, Friday is good for surf and turf, I want the morning dew spinning of my wheels, Sat Early camp there, play there.
I get up when the spinklers go off.
Oh ya I am in Pismo.
WOW Look at all the hotels and homes for rent in the next 6 months.
SCH80PVC is marked down, I dont know if a 3 iron pitch is enough, Heads up.