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wwhopper
09-24-2005, 01:38 AM
Well when you have 10 American (and boy were they just your normal joe's) on Segways gliding into a Federal building that now opperates as a museum....

Well of course you call in the Federal Marshalls, as well as the bomb squad... After all the building is next to a regional FBI office. So you know these every day Americans must be up to no good.

Yes today, my tour was called "A Threat To National Security" Needless to say, we did not leave the building, as a matter of fact, we got off the carpet (yes that was really the problem, Segways on an 8 year old carpet) and then glided to the museum store and parked the units (NOT TOUCHING ANY HISTORIC FABRIC) and went shopping, as well as got a snack at the cafe'.... Then we glided out, like we were suppose tooo. After all this event had been set up months in advance....





Will W Hopper
DCSEG Member
Come out to the Mid-Atlantic Regional SEG America Event - SegwayFest - DC Sept 23-25
http://www.segwayfest.com/dc.html
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Brooster
09-24-2005, 03:22 AM
Oh, man ...

Seggers, always on the cutting edge. Now if you had a Middle-Eastern guy with an overstuffed jacket with you, that would be a different story.

Just our tax dollars at work, I guess. Don't actually look and think and communicate what's been planned in advance, just overreact. Scary, isn't it? It's like the TSA people who frisk little old ladies at the airports.



Brooster

gbrandwood
09-24-2005, 06:56 AM
I know some real nasty little old ladies! I wouldn't trust them any further than I could throw them! ;)


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