Segway Bumper STickers

[macgeek]

http://www.foreword.com/visuals.php?003448.inc

My additions:

Why Stride when you can Glide
SEGWAY - Stand for World Peace (And Quiet)
Got Dynamic Stabilization?

Jonathan

"Think outside the car"

[Stan671]

Personally, I don't like the "Why stride..." slogan. It feeds into the perception that Segway riders are lazy and won't even both to walk.

I use my Segway mostly as a car substitute and for recreational usage.

Stan Dobrowski

[gbrandwood]

No, I'm not gay!
No, I'm not disabled!
It's a Segway
I'm not lazy - think about it!
Do I look like I need exercise?
It gives me 8 more inchest!
Live to seg!
It beats walkin'
You've just been segged
Don't knock it till you've tried it (and no you can't try it)
I pitty the fool (who walks)
You go walking, I go gliding, lets call the whole thing off
Stare if you care

There must be tonnes more...



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To segue, or not to segue, that is the question.

[Stan671]

"When I ride my Segway, I don't have a hole in the ozone following me around like you do when you drive your car"

"Your bad breath causes more pollution than my Segway does"

"I have saved more money in gas with my Segway than you saved by not brushing your tooth"

"Lazy?! Tell me about how many remote controls you have in your living room"

"The Segway Human Transporter: Forward Leaning, Forward Moving, Forward Thinking" (Copyright Stanley W. Dobrowski 2005)

"The Segway Human Transporter: Lean Forward, Move Forward, Think Forward" (Copyright Stanley W. Dobrowski 2005)

Stan Dobrowski

[KSagal]

Stan,

I don't know if you really copyrighted anything but those are good.

The brushing your tooth one made me laugh out loud...


Karl Ian Sagal

Each road you travel should be just a bit better for having had you pass.

[segtownmst]

Of all the comments I get, I deffinately get a little sick of coming up with new and creative answers to the lazy questions. One day maybe people will open their minds to ideas beyond the narrow minded grasps they currently hold. Or maybe I really am just lazy for not walking 9 miles to work instead of driving. nahhh, i think its just them. :)

[JaredHT]

I agree.

They 'Lazy' comment is a hard one to overcome. I find it especially strange that people say it to me. As anyone who's met me can attest, I'm 6'5" 210 lbs. But, at least once a week, some chubby little cherub will look at me and say, "that's for lazy people" or "That will make you fat". I usually respond with the standards "Do I look like i need to loose weight?", or "No, this just gives me more time to spend in the gym"

I would love to have the time and explain it to EVERYONE who makes a comment. But heck, i do stop and explain to many of them.

Peace,

JaredHT
Jared M. Cavalier
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[KSagal]

I love all the slogans, but have yet to find a bumper on my segway on which to put it. (Unless you count that self ejecting piece of rubber on the front of the CS base)

Since I want to play polo, and have lots of crap all over my seg, if anyone has this infamous bumper that you guys are all putting stickers on, please sell one to me!

Karl Ian Sagal

Each road you travel should be just a bit better for having had you pass.

[bystander]

Why display only one slogan? This thing says it can hold 98 pre-programmed messages:

http://www.batteryspace.com/ProductImages/led/led-displays.jpg (http://www.batteryspace.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1147)

(Click an image for more info.)

Here's a smaller one that holds only 6 messages:

http://www.batteryspace.com/ProductImages/led/red.jpg (http://www.batteryspace.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1491)

[yosgof]

"As a matter of fact I am lazy"

"If you can read this, I am gliding too slow"

"Yes it has a motor, yes it runs on electricity"

"Now let’s discuss your sister"

"Yes, but I can afford it"

"I save on gas what you spend on Viagra"

"Funny, I was just thinking the same about you"


- Yossi
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3365119-lg.jpg

[fathertime]

My personal favorite is one that a gentleman (I use the term loosely) exclaimed at the "World of Wheels".
Brooster, X-Man, and I were just rolling into the show and he caught his first glimpse of the amazing Segway and while pointing and jabbing his buddy he said....

"Now that's the s**t right there!

We almost fell off our machines!
[:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O][:O]

JR

[Red Seg]

"Leave the gliding to us!"

-Michael

[Mr. Protocol]

I liked the guy I passed who said to his friend. "That's one of those...what do they call it?...An Amway!"

Mr. Protocol
Multi-level Glider

[gbrandwood]

Glide on! / keep on gliding
Way-to-seg
You lookin' at me?
Too tough for Bush
Not entirely idiot proof
Walking's for geeks
"fly Segway fly" (H. J. Simpson)
Dean Kamen rules! / This thing rules!
Walking bites
This is easier than it looks
Behold - here cometh the Segway
Make way mortals
Roll up for the magical mystery tour, glide right this way
Rollin', rollin', rollin'...


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To segue, or not to segue, that is the question.

[Rocktopper]

I'm going to glide, I'm going to glide like the one eyed Jack of Diamonds with the devil close behind, I going to glide...

Rocktopper

Vietnam Veterans of America : "Never again shall one generation of veterans abandon another."